If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

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If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

Wednesday 25 March 2026 - Thursday 26 March 2026

Cinema

Audio Description accessed via headphones and a body pack is available for this screening.

 

Sharply funny and deeply resonant, If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is an electrifying drama from filmmaker Mary Bronstein, anchored by a mesmerising performance from Rose Byrne.

With her life crashing down around her, Linda (Rose Byrne) attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist (Conan O’Brien).

‘Rose Byrne is a knockout in anxious dark comedy’ – The Guardian ★★★☆☆

 

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Certificate: 15

Length: 128 minutes

Director: Mary Bronstein

Cast: Rose Byrne, Conan O’Brien, A$AP Rocky, Christian Slater

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Dates and times

Wednesday 25 March 2026 | 11:00 am

Thursday 26 March 2026 | 1:00 pm

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