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If I Had Legs I’d Kick You (Captioned)
Sunday 22 March 2026
This screening will be shown with the addition of captions throughout the film. A hearing loop is also available in the Cinema.
Audio Description accessed via headphones and a body pack is available for this screening.
Sharply funny and deeply resonant, If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is an electrifying drama from filmmaker Mary Bronstein, anchored by a mesmerising performance from Rose Byrne.
With her life crashing down around her, Linda (Rose Byrne) attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist (Conan O’Brien).
‘Rose Byrne is a knockout in anxious dark comedy’ – The Guardian ★★★☆☆
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Standard £11.50 Concessions £10.50 Students & 15-17 yr olds £5.50
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Certificate: 15
Length: 128 minutes
Director: Mary Bronstein
Cast: Rose Byrne, Conan O’Brien, A$AP Rocky, Christian Slater
Dates and times
Sunday 22 March 2026 | 11:00 am